Canada

Canada is a fictional country propagated by conspiracy theorists.

The idea of “Canada” is merely propaganda by The US government to portray the ideal behavior of socially responsible citizens, much like the old WWII propaganda films about wartime rationing.

Obviously any inquisitive thinker will immediately realize that an entire country of polite, friendly, progressive people is statistically impossible.

Even more improbable than the population being so congenial is the stereotype portrayed for its leaders. Justin Trudeau? Young, polite, handsome and respected around the world? He’s simply a metaphor for the kind of leader we all wish we had, but realize could never exist in real life.

But wait! Canada is also claimed to be environmentally friendly and have free socialized healthcare?

Again, these are easily disproven myths - it’s impossible to heat a county that far north without burning coal, and as we know from Obamacare, socialized medicine is simply far too expensive for any government to provide.

But don’t view Canada as a lie - it’s more of a utopian vision of how life might be in the USA if we work hard and maintain our commitment to renewable energy sources like fracking.